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Our eldest daughter approached me today and informed me that her brother had called her a "Fucking Fuck Fuck."

Me: O-kay. (immediately calling the older brother down)

Me: Did you call your sister a bad name?

Hershaw: No...what did she say I called her?

Muse: You called me a fucking fuck fuck.

Hershaw: I did NOT call you a fucking fuck fuck.

Me: Um, can we can the bleeping bleep bleeps please? I am not particularly interested in your younger brother calling anybody names like that.

Hershaw: You mean you don't want us to say fucking fuck fuck?

Me: *sigh* Okay, lets put it this way. You tell me who called who what before dinner, or you're both in trouble.

Muse: Fine! He didn't do it! (pout)

Me: *sigh*


Oh Miss O....you are a lucky little duck. By the time you are their age, I will know when you are lying before you even think of doing it.